“I’m sorry, we don’t sell hats,” the man behind the counter said at I walked in.

I turned to go and then stopped when he called my name. “Huh?”

“You’re wearing one,” he said plainly. I looked down and saw that indeed, a fedora was perched on my head. It must have been from last night but it didn’t matter because there were more pressing matters at hand: where did this come from? Had someone left me their hat?

The guy behind the counter laughed when I asked him what had happened and told me that it would be easier if he showed me instead of telling me about it all day long. He got out a scuffed up iPad from under the

It was a busy day at the grocery store, and I had just finished loading my cart with all of my favorite foods. Walking down the aisle towards checkout, I noticed that something was off. Aisle 46 looked different than it usually did: it had been cleaned up! With new displays for some products and shelves changed around to make items easier to find. The woman in charge of this change stood there proudly as she watched customers admire her work. So far, people seemed to be really excited about the changes she made-except one man who tried his hardest to pick out an item from a now empty bin on the floor by his feet without picking anything else up off the ground first. He then proceeded to throw a fit when he couldn

[caption id=“” align=“aligncenter” width=“1000”] Clean Up On Aisle 46 Hat Cap[/caption]

The day started out as a normal, boring morning. I woke up to the sound of my alarm going off and immediately grabbed for it. I had been so tired last night that I had forgotten to turn it off when I went to bed, so after pressing snooze three times with no luck in getting more sleep, I finally just got up. I dragged myself into the shower and then headed downstairs for breakfast. The kitchen was spotless again from the previous day’s meal preparations and there wasn’t even a single crumb on the floor or counter top anywhere in sight! It looked like nobody else was awake yet because everything was totally silent too. As much as I wanted some cereal, all of my favorite cereals were gone from

I am a business man who has an interest in hats. I had my eye on this particular hat for quite some time and it was finally on sale. I found myself waiting in line to purchase the last one of these hats, but was interrupted by two women who were engaged in a bitter argument about how to clean up spilled cream from their pie. The best part is that they continued to argue while spilling more of the pie all over the floor! At first, I just wanted to wait until they were done so that I could buy the hat, but then someone else came along and stepped into their fight with a solution! The lady handed me her sponge and said “thank you,” before she left with her friend. That’s when it

I looked up from the ground and saw a hat flying through the air. It landed on my head, blinding me to all else but its presence. I managed to take it off of my head and found myself looking at an aisle full of hats, capes, shoes, purses and more. There were people picking up clothes that had fallen near them while others ran around in a frenzy trying to find what they wanted. As I was about to walk away from this mess before I got lost in it too, a woman grabbed me by the arm and said “What are you going to do?” She pushed me forward with her hand before letting go when she heard another customer call out for help with some clothes